Preamble - Purpose of the Chronstitution To organize and establish a set of smokers' ideals, to be practiced and upheld by true stoners, in an attempt to create the perfect smokers circle in which all smokers are equal regardless of gender, race, ethnicity, or socioeconomic background, we hereby establish this Chronstitution.
Amendment I. Packers Privileges -
He or she who packs the bowl from his or her own bag has right to choose the order of rotation before greens is lit.
Amendment II. Packers Sovereignty -
Whoever packs the bowl, from his or her own stash has the right to greens.
Amendment III. Roller's Rule -
Whoever rolls the Joint and or Blunt has the right to supersede Packers Sovereignty only for that specific Joint/Blunt. Though, the original provider of said greens shall be permitted to still decide the rotation from that point forth.
Amendment IV. Bowl Keepers Privileges -
The keeper of the piece, no matter the type, (Bowl, Bong, etc...) has automatic right to 'Deuces.' Packer's privilege shall still have the power over rotation from this point forward.
Amendment V. Rock, Paper, Scissors, -
Section A.
Giving that he who has packers privilege does not wish to call upon said privilege he or she has the right to call "Open Roto" also known as Open Rotation. As soon as the Packer has called this rotation style other members of the circle can call out the position in the rotation that they want.
Section B.
Any ties regarding the calling of order of the rotation shall be settled by a best two out of three match, also known as a 'Challenge Style' match. All players in a 'Challenge Style' match have the right to agree upon a 'Tournament Style' match instead.
Section C.
'Tournament Style' match is defined as a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, played for best three out of five.
Amendment VI. Right to Paranoia -
The owner of the smoke spot (Car, House, Boat, etc...), has the right to have everyone comply with the complete disclosure of any and all paraphernalia - which should include, but not be limited to all drugs and or pipes, bongs, bowls, and papers in their possession.
Amendment VII - Preservation of Rights -
All those rights neither assigned to officers nor forbidden by the Chronstitution shall be reserved for the people.
Amendment VIII. - The Chiefing Amendment -
Once rotation has been set and smoking has started if there is a member of the rotation who is smoking more than their fair share, then any member of the rotation may call "CHIEFING " at which point the person who has provided the smoke can force a skip of the person being accused. The accused has the right to appeal the "chiefing" charge and plead his case to the provider. The provider can revoke the skip or leave it in place. The accused is allowed one appeal per charge. More than two charges of "chiefing" during any given smoke session will result in the option for the provider to take you out of rotation.
Supervisor Of Elections -
There shall be an office of Supervisor of Elections under the President. The Supervisor may not hold any other office in the Chronstitutional Government. The Supervisor of elections shall be responsible for the posting of polls for each election and for reporting the results of all elections.
Upon a vacancy for the office of Supervisor of Elections, or upon resignation of the Supervisor, or if the Supervisor is unable or unwilling to fulfill his/her duties, the President shall appoint a new Supervisor of elections.
The Code of Non-Violence -
From henceforth if any member of the Chronstitution is involved in a marijuana rally, march, or any other form of marijuana legalization movement, then that person or persons shall assemble peacefully and in no way shape or form make any threats or violent actions no matter the actions of any police or foreign agency, except on threat of death. Instead they shall avoid conflict by avoiding any confrontation. They shall remain peaceful and assemble in the way the Constitution set forth.